dear blizzard.

i love what you've done with the place, its very dark and depressing it seems. especially when you go around making new starter quests and create characters that, having befriended our toons, will die soon after. you heartless bastards you. and deathwing this massive dragon of death, as stated in his very own name, has not been seen by the likes of me yet. you know i have horrible luck stumbling upon elites that are well above my level. i know you enjoy watching them bend me over backwards and sticking it where the sun doesnt shine, or getting pwned as most would understand it. so its about time you get that fat lard out of the sky so he could blast me away and i could get the achievement. i know you want to. besides its the most you can give me seeing as i wont be able to play cata. being a poor teenager is not fun at all. and im sure you could imagine how i must feel when this lonely level 70 hunter watches as everyone and their mother log on and create a worgen. i know you're trying to appease those furry lovers out there, but come on why did you have to make them so cute. and you gave them british accents!? blizzard team, you are a bunch of dirty scoundrels.

      yours truely.
             mia